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The Hairpin (Landing page)
At the End of an Email, Everyone’s a Valedictorian - The Hairpin
One That Got Away - The Hairpin
Reading Between the Texts: Why Do You Still Have My Number - The Hairpin
Questionably Tattooed Manchildren and New Uses for Old Jars - The Hairpin
In the KISS Navy - The Hairpin
Ask a Clean Person: Dude, Where’s My Coach? - The Hairpin
The Best Time I Almost Destroyed My Sinuses (?) - The Hairpin
Baby-Sitters Club for the Modern Woman - The Hairpin
That Baby Wants to Break You Up - The Hairpin
The Hairpin

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This page was last updated 2016-01-07

SEO Camel Score: 73/100

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Content language
English (en)
Content analysis
(Web of trust)
Good site
Opinions, religion, politics
Content sample
Like us on Facebook! The Hairpin About Twitter Facebook Search Correspondence At the End of an Email, Everyone’s a Valedictorian by Caity Weaver Like most people, you probably stress over your choice of email sign-off more than most people. Everybody calm down. Here’s a guide to help you navigate this treacherous channel of email etiquette. relationships One That Got Away by Carolita Johnson This may sound familiar. I was in my late thirties, and I had nothing. No savings, no house, no career, no husband, no kids. You can hardly blame me for wondering, “Where did I go wrong?” I called to mind
Recurring phrases
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“where did i go2
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one that got away2
parts of the us,2
ask a clean person: dude, where’s my coach?2
Keyword cloud
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The Hairpin

Length: 11

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Meta Description

Length: 0

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Meta Keywords

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Og Meta Properties
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SEO content

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  • [H2] Like us on Facebook!
  • [H2] At the End of an Email, Everyone’s a Valedictorian
  • [H2] One That Got Away
  • [H2] Reading Between the Texts: Why Do You Still Have My Number
  • [H2] Questionably Tattooed Manchildren and New Uses for Old Jars
  • [H2] In the KISS Navy
  • [H2] Ask a Clean Person: Dude, Where’s My Coach?
  • [H2] I Took A Pill And The Pill Went Up My Nose
  • [H2] Baby-Sitters Club for the Modern Woman
  • [H2] That Baby Wants to Break You Up
  • [H2] Interview with a Big Dick
  • [H2] Beauty Q&A: Makeup Brushes and the Pains of Being Appropriately Layered
  • [H2] Spite Houses, Ranked by Spite-ness
  • [H2] Disrupters, Disconnectionists, and Dicks
  • [H2] My Brother, My Mother, and a Call Girl
  • [H2] Tagalongs vs. Peanut Butter Patties: The Great Girl Scout Cookie Regional Naming Rift
  • [H2] What Old Book Do I Read If…
  • [H2] Motivation
  • [H2] It Grows Back
  • [H2] Interview with a Woman Who Recently Discovered She Loves Group Sex
  • [H2] What If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Merely a Mirror of Our Own Obnoxiousness?
  • [H3] Most Popular
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Text/HTML Ratio

Ideal! This page's ratio of text to HTML code is between 70 and 25 percent.
Perfect, no Flash content has been detected on this page.
Great, there are no Iframes detected on this page.
URL Rewrite
Good. Your links looks friendly!
Underscores in the URLs
Perfect! No underscores detected in your URLs.
Link juice per link
2.1 %

This page has 47 outbound links. Therefore, each link is giving 2.1 % of the link juice to the target page.
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Length : 14
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We could not find a Print-Friendly CSS.
Good. Your declared language is en.
Dublin Core
This page does not take advantage of Dublin Core.


Perfect. Your declared charset is UTF-8.
Email privacy
Great no email address has been found in plain text!
Deprecated HTML
Great! We haven't found deprecated HTML tags in your HTML.
The website does not encrypt data when communicating with the server.
Speed tips
Nested table Result Excellent, your website doesn't use nested tables.
Inline css Result Perfect. No inline css has been found in HTML tags!
CSS count Result Great, your website has few CSS files.
JS count Results Perfect, your website has few JavaScript files.


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Pagerank Failed to generate a valid hash for PR check. / 102017-02-08
FactorRankingLast check
Alexa global rank 176550 2017-02-08
Alexa country rank Rank : 41925
Country : United States
Social shares
SourceViralityLast check
Google-plus shares 118 2017-02-08
Twitter shares n.a. 2017-02-08
Facebook 2017-02-08
Pinterest shares 3 2017-02-08
Linkedin shares 32 2017-02-08
Xing Shares : 0
Comments : 0
Clicks : 0
Reach : 0
Delicious shares n.a. 2017-02-08
Digg shares n.a. 2017-02-08
Stumpleupon shares 1175 2017-02-08


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Registry Domain ID: 1619614165_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
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Updated Date: 2015-09-21T18:10:44Z
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Registrant Name: Alex Balk
Registrant Organization: I Can Haz LLC
Registrant Street: P.O. Box 1263
Registrant City: New York
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